Jul
3
4:34 pm

New arena: nothing to do with Heatley

bingofuel

new-arena-casino

I have some news that — blessedly — has nothing to do with Dany “WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH” Heatley. One of the members of my crack team of visual designers at the day-job was just sent this fabulous little gem about the Oil probably getting a new arena.

Note that this is still JUST RUMOUR. But it’s compelling and sexy nonetheless. Continue Reading

Jul
3
12:28 pm

Rising from the ashes

Wanye Gretz

You would think that in the wake of the Dany Heatley debacle, Oilers fans and Edmontonians would be standing in line to lie down on the proverbial train tracks and wait for the 12:15 Express to roll by and end all the suffering. Continue Reading

Jul
2
12:37 pm

Dany Heatley: next steps and options

Jason Gregor

heatley-questions

The Oilers haven’t backed off from acquiring Dany Heatley, but it sounds like they will have to sweeten the pot if they are going to get him out of Ottawa. The price has just went up according to Sens GM Bryan Murray. Continue Reading

Jul
2
11:53 am

Off your knees and on your feet

Robin Brownlee

If you could jab Edmonton Oilers players like Steve MacIntyre and Zack Stortini in the ass with a shot of sodium pentothal, I wonder what they’d say about Dany Heatley? Continue Reading

Jul
2
11:45 am

It’s not us, it’s you

Wanye Gretz

heatleydevil

On behalf of the City of Edmonton and Oilers fans around the world, a big thank you goes out to Dany Heatley for the 1,438,983rd kick to the nuts in recent memory. Continue Reading