I farmer blow in your general direction.

You’re not even worth the saliva in my mouth to spit in your general direction.

They didn’t sign Mini-Me, they traded for him at the draft.

I feel sorry for him, he looks so confused. Shouldn’t a millionaire look happy?

No worries about the Battle of Alberta this year.

“He’s a Cowboy…so this way he can play his hockey closer to cows and sheep…more comfortable surroundings I guess.”

He’s a cowboy, not a Calgarian. I don’t know how comfortable he will be in his new surroundings considering they two different groups use cows and sheep for two completely different things.

Really though, he should atleast have a smile on his face. He went from a 4th liner on one team to a second liner on another with the stroke of a pen this summer.

He is confused cause for the first time since leaving Columbus the reporters have more teeth than he does… never mind they aren’t wearing sweats.

Jokes aside, I hope the best for GlenX.

He did more then anyone asked of him in Edmonton, but he would be a fourth line plugger on this team. You can’t blame him for wanting to move up the ladder, as Calgary has nothing up front.

Bertuzzi’s probably on the first line, for god’s sake.

….a Baby Ruth - not and Baby Ruth!

what I’m trying to say is he looks like Sloth

….Baby Ruth….

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You know what would be nice? Is if Ethan Moreau caught Glen X in the corner dropped the gloves and laid a whopping on him. He will feel the wrath of an Oiler Nation scorned.

Me: I’m with you.
Perhaps Glencross is just too difficult to tackle. Too long. Too time-consuming. I mean, you do save FOUR entire letters by using GlenX, even if it’s wrong.
Then again, it’s hopeless to argue with people far too busy (or is it friggin lazy?) to spell out the whole name that they’re saying “Glen-ex” instead of Glencross by using “X.”

Fiveandagame: No. No it’s not.
It’s my name and I’ll do with it what I choose, as opposed to being saddled with it by some thumb-typing text-junkie with that really disconcerting detached look in his glazed-over beady little eyes.

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Robin ‘B’. IMO I think GlenX uses the X himself X’s IQ is that of the chuckwagons he likes to ride I doubt he could spell Cross, After all we see his name on the back of his jersey, but could you imagine him spinning in circles trying to read it? SISD right Glen X? LMAO, ROFL, LOL

” thumb-typing text-junkie with that really disconcerting detached look in his glazed-over beady little eyes.”

And how do you know what I look like?!?!

I have been practicing….thanks for noticing:)

Hey I live here and still don’t blame the guy for leaving, the flames have been the better team by points and actually make the playoffs! Maybe if Lowe wasn’t so inept we could have kept this up and coming talent.

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LMAO…

–This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in years!– Laughed for a good minute! Nice work even though you are an Oilers fan!

What kind of name is “Trafficcircleswithstoplights”

sounds like an insane person who temporarily picked up wifi access on his mental computer.